Jack Sprat
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So the government stepped in with mandatory dietary guidelines
And the two starved to death.…
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill rushed him to the hospital before Obamacare ruined the greatest health-care system in the world.- In an online-only Shouts & Murmurs, Tom McNichol shares conservative bedtime stories. For more, including The Tortoise and the Hare, London Bridge, The Emperor’s New Clothes, The Three Little Pigs, and The Boy Who Cried Wolf: http://nyr.kr/HFdf0f
These are hilarious
“There are stars in the night sky that look brighter than the others, and when you look at them through a telescope you realize you are looking at twins. The two stars rotate around each other, sometimes taking nearly a hundred years to do it. They create so much gravitational pull there’s no room for anything else. You might see a blue star, for example, and realize only later that it has a white dwarf as a companion - that first one shines so bright, by the time you notice the second one, it’s really too late.” - My Sister’s Keeper, Jodi Picoult
I love people sometimes.
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This was probably one of the most ‘unique’ books I have ever read.